I’m serious this is all in this movie.īesides their convoluted motivations, the villains are just ridiculous. Until then, there are hula-hoops, jazzercise costumes, tin-foil-type costumes, a bunch of weird-ass mystics fondling those electricity balls you find in novelty shops while wearing someone’s drapes, and an old dude hanging out in a freezer. Even though the protagonist and antagonist are on THE SAME FRIGGING SHIP, they don’t bother engaging until the end.
At no point during this entire sequence of events does Brown say, “Hey, we should go find this guy.”Īnd that’s the thing. Cameron gets an “introducing” credit, even though I remember her as the librarian prostitute in the graveyard in Porky’s II. This leads to sex between Brown and a girl he met ten minutes ago (his real-life wife, Cisse Cameron). Immediately afterwards, they have a party. The guy who I guess was the ship’s leader makes this announcement over the ship’s intercom (so, you know, the villain can hear it as well). Reb Brown plays a guy who beams onboard a ship and almost immediately is given the latitude to become a leader. Something about wanting to get off the ship he’s on. Why is the bad guy doing what he’s doing? Beats me. This has to be one of the most incoherent plots I have ever witnessed. And believe me, I felt every minute of that 93. That would make more sense than what the hell I sat through 93 minutes of. Review: I literally wanted to put the plot as “…”. Plot: A pilot (Reb Brown) joins a “generational” ship to stop an insurgence by a cackling crew member (John Phillip Law)
SPACE MUTINY MOVIE
Saddled with an incomprehensible story, laughable costumes & effects and a ridiculous villain, this movie is only fun if you’re sitting with a bunch of friends making fun of it.
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